Heavy

Meet the newest member of our family. She belongs to Sam. She had to carry her everywhere for days. I let her know that my social calendar was packed. Thus, I was unavailable to babysit. She took this flour baby to church, school and even a party.

You know what disturbed Sam the most? My first guess would be the fact that her baby is square. But no, she was bothered that she had to use two different colors of pantyhose for her arms and legs. Therefore, they didn't match.

At the close of her project, I asked her, "So, what did you learn from carrying around a baby for 5 days?" Her response, "Flour is heavy."

If only being a parent were that easy....