Once upon a time...
There was a Senior.
And then there was a Sophomore.
And the Senior and the Sophomore drove off into the morning together, to go to school. In a car with 160,000 miles that the mother lovingly calls "the money-pit turd pile".
And last, but not least, there was a 6th grader.
And they all went away to school.
And the mother lived happily freakin' ever after. (Until 2:00 pm, when the high school lets out.)
Happy Back-To-School, my friends.
This year, school is going to be our jam.