If Only It Were Imaginary

Once upon a time, there was a girl.

She was a lovely girl with long eyelashes and a really loud voice.

She had a storybook childhood where all her wishes came true and her shoes always appropriately matched her outfits.

She grew up.

She graduated from college. She was smart and still wore pretty shoes.

She had children.

They were really, really special children.

She became crazy.

One morning, she accidentally shaved off half her eyebrow.

She screamed and called her sister, who then laughed so hard she had to double over and rest her hands on her knees while trying to catch her breath.

That sister was evil. She did not wear pretty shoes.

But, the girl was now half an eyebrow short.

Now she is crazy AND stupid.

The End.