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Wednesday, August 18, 2010

Ask And Ye Shall Receive

I thought twice about taking pictures of my 'eyebro'. (I'm calling it that because some of it is missing. Therefore, it can't be a complete 'eyebrow', so it is now an 'eyebro'.) But then I realized that, after the day Kellie called a nice African American man a fudgesicle, I simply have no pride left.

This eyebro has had quite a history. A couple of years ago, I started using a face cleanser that bleached certain sections. People started asking me if I highlighted my eyebrows. Stupid questions deserve stupid answers. So, I always told them "yes".

Then one day in primary, a teacher asked the children to point to something yellow. The little boy next to me pointed at my eyebrow. Just in case no one noticed, he said, "I found something yellow right here!" Imagine my horror, when I told my sister about my new 'eyebro', and she replied, "Hey, do you think you'll be able to find a yellow pencil to fill that in with?"

I'm not going to elaborate on the details of my shaving accident. Those are going to the grave with me. But, I will let you in on a little secret. I simply can't stand anything, and I mean anything, that's uneven. So, I kinda shaved off part of my other eyebrow to balance things out.

I'm serious.

And I'm stupid.

2 comments :

Christy said...

I have been plucking out my grey eyebrow hairs and it occured to me that I was going down a dangerous road that will lead to me being one of those women with no natural eyebrows, only those drawn on at a freakishly unatural angles. This is how is happens my friend.

Straight Fancy said...

Wow, Nice ! I can't believe you actually posted that. It's really not as bad as I invisioned.