Dear Zeb,
I just needed to thank you for washing my hair. It was glorious. Getting my hair cut is the highlight of my month, simply because of the hair washing experience. You filled a need today. At first I was a little leery of you because of your mohawk. But ya know, the pink highlights you've added really give you a softer edge. And, I did spend a brief moment admiring the tattoo on your arm. It's such a pretty sword. Lovely artwork. Oh, and I did happen to notice that fantastic chain you were wearing on your pants. I'm going to look into that, I think it might be just the right bling I need for church.
Dearest Zeb, thank you for massaging my head and neck. My shampoo experience was so great that I think I might love you. Not love-love you, because that would be weird. Just a hug-you-till-it-hurts love. You have nice hands, great for shampooing. Todd has great hands too, he was a farmer after all. But, he is so selfish with his hands. You know, in a pretty boy kind of way. He has never once shampooed my hair.
I just had to write this ode to you, Zeb. I'll be back in a couple of weeks. Don't get anything else pierced, because I might not recognize you. Thank you for my hair experience.
I just needed to thank you for washing my hair. It was glorious. Getting my hair cut is the highlight of my month, simply because of the hair washing experience. You filled a need today. At first I was a little leery of you because of your mohawk. But ya know, the pink highlights you've added really give you a softer edge. And, I did spend a brief moment admiring the tattoo on your arm. It's such a pretty sword. Lovely artwork. Oh, and I did happen to notice that fantastic chain you were wearing on your pants. I'm going to look into that, I think it might be just the right bling I need for church.
Dearest Zeb, thank you for massaging my head and neck. My shampoo experience was so great that I think I might love you. Not love-love you, because that would be weird. Just a hug-you-till-it-hurts love. You have nice hands, great for shampooing. Todd has great hands too, he was a farmer after all. But, he is so selfish with his hands. You know, in a pretty boy kind of way. He has never once shampooed my hair.
I just had to write this ode to you, Zeb. I'll be back in a couple of weeks. Don't get anything else pierced, because I might not recognize you. Thank you for my hair experience.
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Where can I find a Zeb?
I swear you HAVE to write a book!
-Candy
I know just what you're talking about. I love love it when someone washes my hair and gives me that nice massage with their fingernails in it. I however, have never had a Zeb, but he sounds fantastic!
Selfish hands...you made me pee in my pants...just a little bit. Is Zeb single? Straight? :)
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