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Sunday, August 3, 2008

Obsession

Did you know that there is an 11th commandment? You didn't? It's in the fine print, so it's very hard to see. Those tablets are so difficult to read. I'll list it for you here--"Thou shalt NOT pray for thy spouse to become a vampire." I know, don't be sad. This happens every time I read one of these books--I become obsessed. I find myself saying my prayers at night and asking for Todd to turn into a vampire. When I wake up in the morning...there he is, still farmer Todd who loves expensive shoes. I like farmers, but they're so...you know....mortal.

I know you're obsessed just as much as I am. Admit it. It's unhealthy, but so is eating cake batter for dinner. I know you're reading. You don't want to read too much, because then it will end, but then you can't put it down. It's OK, I understand. So, shew. Go read. Try to forget that 11th commandment, no one ever reads the fine print anyway.

7 comments :

Madi said...

Ya, I LOVE Twilight. IT IT SO GOOD! I am on the 3rd book.

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Straight Fancy said...

Why is my daughter checking your blog so much???? I preordered mine and hope it arrives tomorrow. That was a dumb thing to do. Half the people I know have already read it twice.I glad I'm not the only one who wishes my husband was a vampire.

Tana said...

I want a werewolf. Is that too sad? I want someone to imprint for me!

Kerri said...

I must be the only person not reading this series!

Bethie said...

This is for Kerri and every SANE person on the planet. I believe that Twilight and all of its assets belong in the same category as alcohol, drugs, coffee, tea, and the meat sparingly rule. Keep the Word of Wisdom people.
-Bethie

Hannah said...

Just finished it this morning....now I have to go and look at the damage my children did while I was locked in my room for two days!!
Rachelle