When I realized Addie was taking far too long in the bathroom during church, I went to extract her. I opened the door to find two girls staring at the stalls with eyes wide and mouths hanging open. I immediately looked at them and asked, "What'd she do?" Once they recovered from their shock, they replied, "she climbed on top of the bathroom stall."
I removed my child from the bathroom and did my best to pretend we are a normal family for the remaining church services. I doubt anyone was convinced.
Once we arrived home, and I forced Addie to sit still long enough to write these sentences and I asked her how she climbed to the stop of the stall to begin with. "I climbed up using those bars that are in there." I have no idea what she is even talking about, nor do I care to verify her answer.
What child, wearing a dress, during church, decides to climb over the top of the bathroom stall?! Apparently, mine. I stand all amazed. Again.
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