Question #1: "Mom, why are teenagers so mean?"
(Honestly, if you can answer this, you should write a book and make millions.)
Question #2: "Mom, how do you know when you've grown out of your bra?"
My response: "You're going to have to ask someone who has actually experienced that."
Pick a question and give us your wise knowledge. If you can answer both, you win a week with the child who asked Question #1. Choose carefully.
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teenager: (noun, adj, verb) an individual who can be mean, simply because they have been dubbed with the title of "teenager"
quadri-boob: (adj.) when you are suddenly seeing a crease in your shirt from where your boobs overflow your bra. therefore resulting it what appears to be the illusion of more than two.
Ok, I pick question #2- that happened to me lots, before I had kids! HA! The answer is : "you just know- it's obvious" :) Just for fun, go buy the girl the next size bra :) And I have NO IDEA on #1! Still trying to answer that one here and from my childhood too!
1-Because they haven't learned to serve and be selfless. Therefore, they are mean to make themselves feel better. Also, hormones.
2-When your chest feels like you're wearing a boa constrictor, get a new bra.
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