It Is Risen!

You can stop you're fretting. My computer has risen from the dead. Shout praises of joy! I am back among my worldly fellows. The cute boy at the Genius Bar fixed it. And get this, his name was Jesus. Let me just repeat that, his name was Jesus. I'm not sure his latin heritage pronounces it they way I do, but I saw it as a sign. Heaven knew I needed to be connected to the internet and so I found a miracle at the Apple store. I told Jesus that I loved him. He told me to calm down. I did. But I'm thinking about making him brownies tomorrow. I'm pretty sure Jesus likes chocolate.