Just Like Cocaine, Only Prettier

I feel strongly that frosting ranks toward the top of the list of 'most amazing things ever invented' (babysitters rank slightly higher). I love frosting. And, it has to be the really bad stuff that is made from lard. Straight heaven. I would wear it as lip gloss if I could. I could also bathe in it and spread it on my toast. I'll skip a meal just so I can eat half a birthday cake.

I bought this cookie at the mall. I carried it around with me for some time, and just looked at it. I would smell the frosting and feel euphoria. I carried it all the way to the car where I ate it in quiet solitude. I'm thinking of starting a support group for all the frosting addicts out there--"Hi, I'm Lisa and I love frosting more than cute shoes."