Monday, February 9, 2009


I have a problem. Well, wait a sec....I have a lot of problems, but I'm concerned about one in particular. My boobs are shrinking. I'm not kidding. My bra doesn't fit right anymore. If I bend over it just slides down past my ribs. Weird, huh? It moves around so much, it just feels like I'm wearing another shirt. So, my only conclusion is that my boobs are shrinking.

I've pondered my problem for a couple of weeks. At first I thought it was my bra. I only own one. Buying any more than that is a serious waste of money. My sister bought this one for me about 5 years ago. So it is definitely not stretched out yet. I've got at least 8-9 more years out of this model. My thoughts have moved to the weather. The humidity here effects everything. Your house doors will slightly swell and shrink due to the humidity levels. Maybe that's why my boobs have shrunk. Low humidity. If that's the case, they should puff back up in a month or so.

The only other thing I can think of is the swelling in my feet. My shoes feel a bit tighter. Maybe all my boob fluff has fallen down into my feet. I think I'll try standing on my head tonight to see if I can get it to float back to its proper place. If that doesn't work, I'm just going to cross my fingers for those humidity levels. Puff, puff, puff.


Suburban Hippie said...

I am 100% sure that the problem is that you need a new bra.

Bruce said...

Lisa... You said "Puff, puff, puff." Did you really mean that or did you mean to say "Puff, puff". If not, I may have another theory as to why your bra no longer fits!!! :-) You might need have to have Todd explain it to you though!!! YOU ARE WAY TOO FUNNY.

Anonymous said...

I think I saw some cute pink and red ones in the girl section at Kohls :) You said the girl section ones worked, so maybe one of these would be worth a try! You are awesome- I can see that book in process already!

Kristin said...

I know one thing that will reverse shrinking boobs (yes, I'm speaking from experience). Pregnancy. That solution has some irreversible side effects, though (as you well know). So, that suggestion may not be of any help to you. ;)