Oh--My--Mercy--Goodness

Can't breathe....feeling faint....hysteria is near......
This is simply the most amazing discovery EVER! Thank you to Addie Ashton for linking me to this story, we are now soulmates.

Frosting Shots.
Oh, the glory.
It appears that several cupcake stores across America are now offering Frosting Shots. For $.75 you can taste a piece of heaven. There is even a bakery in Georgia that offers a "Cupcake Happy Hour" on Friday nights! This news is simply divine. I think I have been waiting my whole life just for this moment. A Frosting Shot, people!! You can get liquored up on frosting!

I've had a vision that I am going to open up one of those little booth-like houses that are normally for drive-thru coffee, but mine will be filled with Frosting Shots. Purchase a Shot and you can receive my free brochure, "How To Successfully Hide From Your Children". I think my busiest time will be the afternoon rush of moms to get a quick Shot before they pick up the kids from school. Everyone needs a little help to make it through the evening hours. I will fill that need.

This news will keep me happy for at least 3 days. I am going to spend this time looking for a cupcake bar and a frosting happy hour....