The End Is Nigh

You better sit down for this....they've been nice today. It's Sunday, and they have been, well, pleasant. Weird. They have played nicely together--for hours, without any combat or yelling. We even all sat on the floor together and played UNO. Without arguing. Again, I repeat, weird.

I can't remember when this kind of a day happened before. It might have occurred once in 2002, but I can't be sure. It's like all the planets aligned and my kids were unusually normal. The end must be near. This is my fair warning that this kind of a thing doesn't happen around here, so this must be a sign that we better all get it together. Quick.

I'm not holding my breath that this phenomenon will occur again. Lightning doesn't strike twice. But, at least I got to see it once.