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"Oh wait. Jesus makes you a color. If he makes you peach, you live in Texas. If he makes you brown, you live in Hawaii."
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"I think you can also be peachish-brownish."
Me: "Where do you live if your peachish-brownish?"
Addie: "Kentucky or California."
Emily, my sister: "But Addie, I'm peach and I used to live in Hawaii."
Addie, without skipping a beat: "Then Jesus made you wrong."
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While driving in the car, I overheard Addie's conversation with herself:
"Hey! I'm growing a nipple!"
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"There's another one!"
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"There's like, a thousand of 'em!"
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All this from the girl who insists beyond reason on wearing the same set of socks (pink stripes or turquoise polk-a-dot) every. single. day. I'm speechless.
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I'm happy about the peachish brown color. It looks good on us in Kentucky! That nipple remark is about the funniest thing I've ever heard!!!
I am laughing so hard that people are looking at me. She is hilarious. Hey, I am going a nipple right now too!
She's hilarious.
Oliver had an imaginary friend when he was in Preschool... his name was cup and he had "brown skin."
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