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Thursday, April 10, 2008

Blackmail

This is my sister. I love her. I want her to move to Houston. Actually, its more of a need than a want.

I have tried many things to sway her to move here--at first I tried begging, with some whining added in for embellishment. Didn't work. Next I tried lying. I wanted my mom to convince her that she was suffering from parent abuse-from me. You know, like not letting my mom buy any more books or purses. That's abuse. I just knew that Emily would need to move here to save my mom from all the suffering I inflict upon her. Again, didn't work.

So, I have been pushed to new extremes. Blackmail. Its my latest form of persuasion. Sisterly love at any cost. She hates this picture, and I hate that she doesn't live nearby. So, I decided to turn this into a win-win situation. I'm just going to have to post even more flattering pictures of her until she moves. Could there be more flattering than this, you ask? Oh yes....and she knows it.

I love her. I really, really love her. She brightens my world, and I need her here. If blackmail doesn't work, I wonder what I'll have to do next? Mail my kids to her, I think. Hmm, families are forever.


6 comments :

Kerri said...

I can't imagine why she doesn't LOVE that picture! ;)

Edwin and Rebecca said...

Wow-wee....I'm waiting for her comment. I hope your attempts work. I would love for Emily to move here! It would be so fun

Anonymous said...

You are a mean thing!! (Maybe I should try that with Tana.)
There's nothing like a sister!

Emily Kikuchi said...

So.............I have been at work all day actually preparing for much worse than this! Mean yes, but definitly entertaining with a pinch of sweet thrown in your comments.

It is true, you do have pictures BUT I've got dirt on you that MAY just sting a little more than a pic of me waxing my upper lip(I know thats the one you are talking about)! Like the fact that Makell told me today that you are going to beat the HELL out of Samantha and then kill her. I have Texas Child Services on speed dial sister if you post any more!

I love you dearly too! Maybe one day I will return to the sauna.

Bethie said...

This is actually Penny here, I am soooooooo glad you do not have any pictures of me in my black bathrobe with my black baseball hat on. Oh mercy I can count that as a blessing today.......

Emily, Julia, and Annie said...

Yes Emily should move to Texas then she will live closer to me too!