The Husband and Child #2.
Lounging on the couch watching TV.
Child decides to squeeze/hug her Dad:
"Wow. Your tummy really does feel like a pillow."
This doesn't even phase The Husband, because he will go to work the next morning and at least 25 people will tell him he's awesome.
Feeling like a moron (with a little bitterness on the side). Again.