Happy Birthday to the man I adore.
Nothing screams "Birthday Presents!" like bi-focals and a weed eater.
Although, today is also our anniversary. Kinda smart of me, wouldn't you say? It's his birthday, but he gives me a present. It's an all around celebration. If you want to get technical about it, I'm the gift that keeps on giving. M'kay?
Feel the love today, Farmer Todd (you do remember that he grew up on a farm, right? Even after all these years, that fact is still shocking to me).
In his honor, hug a tractor and eat cake today.
Oh, and shower him with attention. You know, because it loves it and all.