Hold Your Breath

I'm about to give you the most precious nugget of information. It's taken from the May 2011 issue of Real Simple. I'm giving it to you straight. No comment is even needed:

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"The most children ever born to one mother, according to Guinness World Records. Between 1725 and 1765, a woman in Russia (her name was never recorded) gave birth to--deep breath--16 pairs of twins, 7 sets of triplets, and 4 sets of quadruplets."