I asked him if he was cooking lobster. He told me he was boiling his pants. What? "I don't really like the color of my pants. They're too light. I bought some dye at the grocery store and I'm going to boil them." Again, I repeat, What?
The first dye job produced pants that were a lovely yellow, golden color. He dried and ironed them. The next morning he put them on for work and asked me what I thought. I told him he had two options. One- save your dignity and throw the pants away. Two- wear the pants and gain a whole group of new male friends on the bus. He hung the pants back on the hanger.
That night he returned home with a darker color of dye. Round two produced this:
I'm not quite sure where this pants experiment will lead to next. But, of this I am certain-- I would have preferred he cooked lobster.
4 comments :
I vote that he should keep trying out colors. You can document each stage. Maybe we could make a bet or two about whether or not we think they will ever find the right color!!
So awesome- I think purple should be next :)!
This post rivals the post of Todd throwing away his old sack lunch in front of a cop. You guys seriously crack me up.
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