The Days Are Numbered

OK. What I'm about to tell you is earth shattering. So, prepare yourself. I'm serious.

Kellie vacuumed the kitchen. Without me asking. Did you catch that? Without. Me. Asking! She just cleared out all the chairs and cleaned the floor. It's unbelievable, right? I don't think I've ever, I mean ever, had a child perform a household chore that I didn't have to yell, fight, scream and kick to get them to do it.

There is only one explanation. It's the end of days. This is the first warning. So, whatever it takes, get your life in order. Read your scriptures, start saying your prayers and making good choices, because the end has to be near. There is simply no other possible answer.

I'll but sure to keep you posted if I see other warning signs. You know, like TWO of my children actually listening to my voice when I speak. I'm not holding out high hopes of anything that miraculous, but I'll definitely let you know.