I Have Heard The Cries Of My People

After incessant begging and pleading...I have given in. I commence my blog so that I can keep everyone updated on the dysfunction that we call a home and to subdue my sister.
There are many reasons I have avoided starting a blog--most of which, boils down to the fact that once I put my life in print, it just gives out hard and concrete evidence that this family should be a reality show. While I don't really think we are anything all that special, I have had a number of people mention to me, "when you tell us stories about what your kids do, it just makes us realize that our lives are pretty good."
So...let it begin. I give this fair warning--read at your own risk. I don't mince words, I just give the cold, hard facts. Some seem to find this trait alarming, some seem to be in awe that I would actually say what they, themselves are thinking. As I begin this blog, the most important fact that must be known is this--I really love this Foster Circus. No matter what I say or how I rant and rave, I adore them. You may want to make a note of this fact, because I am generally too busy with my ranting and raving to mention that I am grateful for this offspring of mine.
On with the show....