Teenagers would not, I repeat, Would. Not. be hormonal.
No cars. Only bicycles. Here's why-- no more carpools, no more teaching my teenager to drive, no more hauling everyone everywhere. They'll have to do for themselves because my bike will have flat tires. Always.
School projects would become outlawed cuss words.
All summer long, kids everywhere will have an insatiable desire to sit on their beds and read.
The food pyramid would be turned upside down. All that food that is bad for you needs to be seriously reconsidered as a necessary staple to living.
No one would be allowed to suggest to me that "if I only would put my family on a gluten free diet", my kids would start acting normal.
School days would include dinner and someone to assist with homework.
Motherhood would come with a salary and a mandatory, yearly "work retreat".
Sibling fighting could be punishable with prison time.
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When you become ruler, I want to live in your world. Your ideas seem WAY better than my reality ;).
Amen, amen, and amen.
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