October is Gynecological Awareness month. Seriously. I have no idea how I've lived all these years without this knowledge. But, there are many perks to having a husband who works at a hospital. This kind of information is one of them.
I wonder how exactly you celebrate for Gynecological Awareness. Do you have cake? Maybe you hug an OBGYN. Hugs are nice. Much nicer than pelvic exams. Is there a ribbon you wear? And what color is it, peach? And how do you keep a straight face when someone asks you what your ribbon stands for? I think I might be more gynecologically confused than aware. No?
As a means of raising funds to support all things pertaining to a woman's nether regions, Todd's hospital is having a quilt auction. The quilts are currently on display so everyone can take a peek and make a bid. Todd has promised to buy this one (his favorite) for my mom. So she can hang it in her entry:
Yes, you are correct. This is a quilted version of the reproductive system. Mmm hmm. I wasn't kidding when I said this was straight awesome. Just imagine it's grandeur when my mom opens it on Christmas morning. I bet she cries.
My favorite part of this quilt is the ribbon. I'm a big fan of accessories, I've just never considered putting them over my fallopian tubes. Now I know that it looks good. Don't you agree?
Let me know if you want to try and out-bid Todd for this quilt. A little healthy competition is good for fundraising. Anything for Gynecological Awareness month, right?
6 comments :
That's it. I have to work in that hospital.
Holy Smokes!!!!!
I wish you knew the story of Paul's pencil drawing of this system for Chloe and Bethany's education. And, I think Bethany and her wit really come from you and I just used my similar system to incubate. She is your child.
Please tell me Todd wins. It's for a good cause , so if he is not taking it seriously remind him he has 3 daughters.
Is that a head on the top and little shoes poking out the bottom?
Wow!
AWESOME!!!!
tomorrow night our RS is having a breast cancer awareness night. I thing I will suggest we maybe make a quilt!
I am dying laughing. Seriously. Seriously?! Seriously! First off, my mom needs that quilt. So take my $5 donated for the next 10 years for our investment, and roll that over to the girl-parts quilt. Does it beat Todd's bid? Seriously?! Who makes a quilt like that? I am dying!
I think I need to bid on that...for my mom! LOL
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