Hypothetically Funny

Do you like 'make believe'? You know, like in Mister Roger's? Well, I hope you do, because I've got an awesome pretend, made-up story. Here goes:

Once upon a time, there was a very "different" kind of family. They were special on so many levels. The special parents produced offspring that was really, really special.

Well, one day, Offspring #3 got invited to play at a friend's house. This was a new friend that had just moved into town. The special father parent warned the new friend's mother of all the potential dangers that lay ahead of her once she welcomed Offspring #3 into her home. New friend's mother thought to herself, "I've read the blog of this different family for years. How bad can it really be?" (a mistake she'll never make again)

Once in the car, Offspring #3 informed new friend's mother that she wasn't going to play at her house unless she went directly to Walgreens and bought her Cadbury eggs. Instead of giving in to this proposal, new friend's mother took them to McDonald's. During lunch, Offspring #3 threw french fries at her.

Hours later, Offspring #3 was returned to her special parents. New friend's mother had a nervous giggle as she reported that #3 had spanked her on the bottom at one point during the play date. Special parents stared in horror.

So, hypothetically speaking--if this story were actually a true story, would it be hypothetically funny or hypothetically embarrassing? I can't decide.