Wisdom From A 6 Year Old

Addie: "Mom, who makes you you're color?"
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"Oh wait. Jesus makes you a color. If he makes you peach, you live in Texas. If he makes you brown, you live in Hawaii."
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"I think you can also be peachish-brownish."

Me: "Where do you live if your peachish-brownish?"

Addie: "Kentucky or California."

Emily, my sister: "But Addie, I'm peach and I used to live in Hawaii."

Addie, without skipping a beat: "Then Jesus made you wrong."

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While driving in the car, I overheard Addie's conversation with herself:

"Hey! I'm growing a nipple!"
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"There's another one!"
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"There's like, a thousand of 'em!"

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All this from the girl who insists beyond reason on wearing the same set of socks (pink stripes or turquoise polk-a-dot) every. single. day. I'm speechless.