Mmmm Tasty

Conversation after school:

Me: "How was your day?"

Addie: (nonchalantly) "I got in trouble and had to pull a ticket."

Me: "Seriously? Again?"

Addie: "I didn't do nothing."

Me: "Really!?"

Addie: "Mmm.....I licked."

Me: (disbelief) "You licked who?"

Addie: "I licked my friend while we were in line for the bathroom."

Me: "Why?"

Addie: (shoulder shrug) "Ba-cause I wanted to."

Thoughts to myself--maybe she thought her friend would taste like bacon.