This new information has led me to wonder how the 'pit lift' came about. Who was the first person to realize that their pits needed a little TLC? Maybe someone wanted to have their boobs done, but couldn't afford it, and thought that their armpits were the next best thing. Hmmm. I might have to look into this. Maybe I can get Botox in my underarms and see what it does for my self confidence. I'll start wearing tube tops and walking around with my arms up in the air to show off my younger looking pits. The more I think about it, the more promising this sounds....
Anyone else who is interested in this new 'lift' should contact me. Maybe we could get a group deal and then have a 'pit party' where we show off our new goods. I'll make sure to serve only light finger foods that you can eat with your arms raised. Botox. Good for the soul.
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I pit-y the person who invented that nonsense.
Count me in. I've been thinking for a while now that I could use a little help in the pit region!
Of all the places that need a lift, I am proud to say that my pits are very low on that list. But after I get everything else done...I'm right behind you.
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