Tiny Is Terrific

I know what you're going to say. At some point I'm going to have to admit that the twins belong to my sister. Well, I refuse. She is simply borrowing them and taking care of them in the night while I sleep. She's so kind like that. But don't worry, I told my kids the other day that she is their real mom. It was weird how excited they got. Huh.

Who knew that at nine months, Riley would still fit in the doll stroller. Of course, it was Makell who discovered this. A couple of weeks ago, she figured out that she could carry Riley around in the doll car seat.
A Gymboree fashion statement. So cute, I could eat her right off the screen.

Stop Calling My Name!

OK, so here it is--why, oh why, for the love of all that's holy, do my kids yell 'moooommmm' ALL. DAY. LONG!? Seriously, why? And they never say my name in a nice, sweet voice. Ever. It's always yelled across the room and drawn out. Again I ask, why? In all these weeks of summer, not once have I heard my name said in a respectable manner. Not once.

Nothing good ever comes after the 'moooommmm' is yelled. It's always accompanied by a whine, complaint or a ridiculous request. Two days ago Addie sat on the couch and S.C.R.E.A.M.E.D my name until I got out of the shower. When I asked what was wrong, she said she wanted me to fetch her some panties. I simply stared at her in disbelief and walked away.

Why don't they ever yell 'daaaaaddd'? Even when he is standing 5 inches from them, they still find the need to yell 'mom'. Again I repeat, why? It's not like I answer them or coming running to their assistance. I either ignore or yell at them from another room. So, do they yell my name as some sort of threat to the sibling they're with? Or is it simply to punish me for being a stay-at-home mom who vowed never to yell at her kids and always speak kind words with a smile? Which is it, I'm sorely confused.

A friend of mine is in the process of moving, so yesterday I took 5 of her kids for the afternoon. Count 'em up people. That means I had 8. I heard my name yelled so many times I almost pulled out my duct tape. And each name calling came only from my kids, not the other heavenly 5. I was murmuring about this at dinner and Todd looked at me and said, "just ignore it." I stared at him just like I stared at Addie when she wanted panties. I almost reached over and popped his head right off. Not kidding.

I think we should hold a contest to see which mom is the first to ever hear her name said nicely. What do you think? Odds are, it won't be me.

That's A Wrap

Day 7

A trip to Amish Country:

We found this on the drive back to Kentucky. I've seen it in a magazine before, but up close and personal is spectacular. I would have to guess that the people who work in this office building are a much happier bunch than regular office workers. How can you be grumpy when you're in the middle of a basket?

Day 8

A trip to the mall with Madi and Sam. An adventure unto itself.
Days 10 and 11: journey home, Tennessee-Mississippi-Louisiana-Texas.

Niagra Falls

Day 6

Crazy, crazy fun!!! The Falls are amazing and so breathtaking to see. Throughout the day, I overheard each child say "This is the best day ever!" Mission accomplished.

Cave of the Winds. You wear a plastic gown and special rubber shoes as you hike up through the Falls. It truly felt like we were standing in the middle of a hurricane. Makell asked if we could do it again.


Maid of the Mist boat ride. We stood on the top level of the ferry boat as it drove straight into the Falls. Up close and personal. Complete thrill ride! Watching my kids scream with excitement was even more fun then the Falls themselves.

Palmyra, New York

Day 5

What an amazing day. I never imagined that I would have the chance to bring my family to this very spot. It was surreal. We all seemed to soak in our surroundings and feel the Spirit whisper, "You stand on hollowed ground."

This is Joseph Smith's home when he was a boy.
The Sacred Grove lies just beyond Joseph's home. Walking through the Grove brought me emotions I can not place into words. It was completely still and peaceful. Every tree, rock, leaf and even the air we breathed felt sacred.

Our family being together in the Grove brought unexplainable joy. For a small moment it felt like a glimpse of heaven.

The whole clan assembled just outside Joseph's home.

On the top of the Hill Cumorah. The hike to get here is quite steep. It gave me such an appreciation for Joseph knowing that he had to work so hard just to get to this spot.

A view from the top of the Hill Cumorah. At the base is the stage and seating for the pageant.

Waiting in our seats for the Hill Cumorah pageant to begin. This production was a depiction of stories from the Book of Mormon. It was so exciting and thrilling to watch. I think our family was even more excited that we had to wear jackets!! The Houston heat was easily forgotten during our trip while the temperature remained in the high 70's in the day. Evenings were in the 60's! We basked in the coolness.

Makell, Addie and Josh with some of the Nephite dancers from the pageant.

Kirtland, Ohio

Day 4

Two families traveling in one car. It's either genius or crazy. Or maybe, both. Check out our classy means of transportation. It doesn't get any better than a 15 passenger van. The biggest disappointment--no tinted windows. The gawkers, and there were many, could view all of us in our glory. We did not disappoint.
Newel K. Whitney's store. Home to the School of the Prophets. It was quite something extraordinary to know we were standing in the same place the Prophet Joseph once stood. A deep reverence.

Nancy and I and the girls. Forever friends.

Makell and Ike. Kellie toted this sweet boy everywhere we went. She even took care of him in the car as we drove for hours. A nanny at the age of 10.

The kids played pioneer games on the lawn in front of the Kirtland temple.

The first temple built. Kirtland. It's owned by the Community of Christ church. It was strange to see one of our temples that doesn't actually belong to us. It just didn't feel the same. But yet, you could feel the presence and sacrifice of the early saints and all that they gave to build this magnificent temple.

Sitting on the steps of the temple. Future leaders.

Exploring Kentucky

Days 3 and 9

Sam and Makell at a nearby park.
Paddle boat fun with the crew.


Ella and Addie.

Darley Horse Farm. Kentucky is sprinkled with amazingly beautiful horse farms. This one was beyond fancy. It is owned by the Sheik of Dubai. The horses here are premium winners that are now retired. Exorbitant fees are charged for their breeding ($75,000). Todd is now rethinking his price scale.

Each horse is given his own fenced space to roam. I think I'm going to implement this system at home. Look how large the spaces are. Just think if I could put each child in their own acre space? They wouldn't be able to complain, fight, or even touch each other. I'm convinced this is the solution to a happy home. Seriously.